Florida permits its citizens to brandish firearms in the faces of  “deadly” iguanas!

As iguanas grow in number, the public grows uneasy.

They are taking over! How do we stop them? is there a solution?

Maybe?

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission stated that citizens can exterminate any green or black spiny-tailed iguanas found on their property and any found on public lands across the state.

“Isn’t that extreme?” wondered senior Evo Smith.

Although rules and regulations stand for hunting many animals in Florida, like gators and lobsters, that isn’t the case for iguanas. Its pretty much a free for all as a license is not even required. There are even iguana hunting tours all across Florida.

“That’s disgusting,” said junior Olivia Oguz.

The big lizards, although mostly free game, are protected by animal cruelty laws. The state dictates that euthanasia must be done humanely, and protects them from being frozen, poisoned, or drowned. Techniques are even recommended for citizens to justly dispose of them and although a bit graphic, they’re suggested in consideration of the animal as merciful ways of hunting them.

While some adamantly protest the Florida Fish and Wildlife directive, others agree.

“They are everywhere and they’re only going to keep multiplying if nothing is done,” said senior Miguel Gomez explaining that while he doesn’t agree with killing them, he understands the necessity.

Although not ideal, these circumstances have allowed for innovation as locals brainstorm ways to make the most of an iguana.

Looking for a unique souvenir? Look no further as guana purses, wallets, keychains, necklaces, bracelets and more can be found in many Florida souvenir shops.

And the meat? Made into jerky or cooked and sold to anyone willing to try. Word on the street is it tastes like chicken.

“I would try that,” said senior Diego Garcia.

Not sure I would, but I commend Diego’s courage.